I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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