in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
There's even glitter on my cock...
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