We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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