ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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