This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
you had me at cake vodka
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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