Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
