She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
We got so high we made milksteak
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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