What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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