Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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