Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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