Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
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