glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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