we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
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