I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
wat bout pragnant strippers??
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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