just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
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