Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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