You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
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