billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
So vagazzling was a success
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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