Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
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