I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
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