well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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