I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
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