nut hugger
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I just forgot I was standing up.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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