; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
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