I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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