Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
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