we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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