I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
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