What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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