he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
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