You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
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