I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
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