You were right. It hurts to walk today.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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