btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
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