I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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