is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
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