It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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