i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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