you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
We had to coat check the pizza.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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