I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
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