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I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
He? As in you personified your dick?
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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