Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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