I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
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