the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
operation harelip BJ is a go
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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