oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
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