A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
Somewhere out there, on several phones belonging to strangers, exists a video of me rapping Baby Got Back on stage in four inch heels that I stole from the drag queen. Also I made out with the chick with the octopus tattoo.
You have the best birthdays
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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