there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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