can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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