yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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