You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
Help me help you realize you are a moron
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
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