So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
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