Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
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