Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Randomize
