My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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